Ohai Ohai
3 months ago
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3 months ago

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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(via saraarline)

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(Source: fake-mermaid, via iwillburnyou)

coolator:

aadc07099:

foxnewsofficial:

what are some cool foods to involve in sex besides whipped cream

NOT EGGS eggwhites feel like lube but it is NOT THE SAME

this has been a public service announcement

I feel like there’s a story here but I don’t want to hear it

(via notsuchaprettyface)

3 months ago
3 months ago

camel-no:

5 Points will be deducted from Gryffindor ‘cause Harry’s being a little bitch

(via pizza)

3 months ago
3 months ago

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

(via analflounder)

forgottenwinterfrost:

aelx:

ipoog:

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

(Source: talkshitnojutsu, via iwillburnyou)

3 months ago